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a bundle of baby sloths! squeeee!
AAAAAAAAaAaAAaaaAAAaaAA
This pretty much sums up my sleeping life, Babies decide who gets the bed. ;)
“I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.”
Audrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)
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looks interesting but i feel like i’m gonna have a hard time with suspension of disbelief. so things can still explode and guns can fire but car engines don’t work?
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“Maybe the first time you saw her you were ten. She was standing in the sun scratching her legs. Or tracing letters in the dirt with a stick. Her hair was being pulled. Or she was pulling someone’s hair. And a part of you was drawn to her, and a part of you resisted—wanting to ride off on your bicycle, kick a stone, remain uncomplicated. In the same breath you felt the strength of a man, and a self-pity that made you feel small and hurt. Part of you thought: Please don’t look at me. If you don’t, I can still turn away. And part of you thought: Look at me.”
Nicole Krauss, The History of Love (via larmoyante)
“and you know what else? if i wind up truly loaded someday, it means i’ll probably buy an abandoned church somewhere and turn it into a free 24-hour circus brunch bar for everybody. cross your fucking fingers. we’ll all win.”
Amanda Fucking Palmer, ladies and gentlemen
A BRIEF HISTORY OF JOHN BALDESSARI
Narrated by Tom Waits.
watch this. for art.
also for the way Tom Waits says pushpins.
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